1.I'm Cool
You know i'm cool
When all the guys want to be my friend
And every little girl here,
They all want to hold my hand
But i stole all of my songs
Probably gonna get sued
That's all right,
As long as i get screwed!
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Maybe you'll come and see us
When we get real big
And maybe you'll see us
If we ever get another gig
Because there're so many fish in the sea
They all look like me
I'm just a little tiny fish
That's all i'll ever be
2.Join The Club
Was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together
I was gonna go and start a band,
But everything i wanna do has already been done.
Why would i wanna go and do it again？
Everybody... plays guitar.
Well, she's so cute (if you know what i mean)
She's the cutest little girl that i've ever seen
Maybe she'll like me if i play guitar
Maybe she'll like me if i'm the lead singer, yea, oh yea!
There's so many bands, and we all look the same...
I just saw them up on stage and i don't remember how good they
played
'cause they can't sing, but i'd pay just to see her face
Yea, yea, yea, yea...
Everybody's in a band yea, yea, yea
Have you heard of my band？
Oh, ooh, ooh
We try to be different,
But i guess that's nothing new.
3.Call You
Got the telephone in my hand
Gonna call you up tonight
Planned every word i'll say
I'm gonnna do it right
Maybe i'll wait a little longer
Maybe i'm not ready yet
Where did i put that number？
How could i ever, ever forget？
I try but i hang up every time
To call you girl and make you mine
If you pick it up i'll have it made
I'm gonna call you now, i won't be afraid
Got the telephone in my hand, cord around my neck.
But i'm not really ready to die
Maybe i'll give it one more try
Or maybe i'll call tomorrow
She probably wont be home
Maybe i like sitting here
Maybe i like being all alone
Everything will be all right
I wont see you tonight
Everything will be all right
I know it's not the end of the world
It's just another...little girl
I try but i hang up every time
To call you girl and make you mine
Can't leave a message, don't know what to say
I don't wanna talk to you anyway
4.Hate You
Hey, hey everybody!
Look who's on tv, look who just got famous
Don't you know it should have been me
I'm not really bitter, i'm not really mad,
I love to see other people get
Everything i ever wanted to have
I don't really care, how big they get
I hate you, fuck you leave me alone!
Why can't i be cool like them？
I used to have a girlfriend
I treated her so bad, she went out
And found another lead singer
Maybe she just likes guys in bands
I give up on everything
All my dreams are dead
Maybe i'll get a shotgun
And try to blow her right out of my head
Everybody says, 'how come you ain't made it yet？'
I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone!
Why can't i get my girl back？
I knew you wouldn't understand
Just what i'm tryin to do
'cause you're not me
And i'm so glad that i am not you
I know it's my problem, there's nothing i can do
But i don't think there is no reason
I don't think there's no excuse for you
Well i've learned my lesson
Hope you've learned it to
And if the're gonna go and do it to me
Well i guess i'm gonna have to go and do it to you
I don't really care how much you cry
Ihateyoufuckyouleavemealoneihateyoufuckyouleavemealone!!!
Why can't anything go my way？
5.I'll Never Be
Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought i saw my face on mtv
Or a magazine that she won't read
Stole her heart but it's not my fault
Lookin' at my picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yea
I'll never be...a rock and roll star
I'll never be...anything, anything at all,
Drives me crazy, can't get away,
Somebody tell me...when do we get paid？
Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought by now i'd be on mtv
Or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone,
And i won't be alone with your
Money in my pocket and my face on your t-shirt yea
I'll never be...a rock and roll star
I'll never be...anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy, can't get away,
But i try and i try and i try and i try
Every day, every day
Said i'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be...anything, anything at all
6.Boyfriend
All the kids down in london
And everybody in new york city
If they listen to that 'alternative'
If the're fourteen and lookin' pretty
They want me to be their boyfriend
They want me to be their boyfriend
I can take you any place you wanna go
I can show you anything you wanna see
I can be whatever you want me to be
I can be whatever you want me to be
All the girls in the back room
I won't miss 'em when there gone
Don't you know there ain't nobody
You're the only one that turns me on
Don't you want me to be your boyfriend？
Don't you want me to be your boyfriend？
I can take you any place you wanna go
I can show you anything you wanna see
I can be whatever you want me to be
7.Trendy
Everybody's doin' the fish
Yea! yea! yea!
Everybody's doin' the fish
Yea, yea, yea...
It's not so bad bein' trendy
Everyone who looks like me is my friend
Please don't hate me because i'm trendy
They're not gonna laugh at me again
Everybody does it (everybody does it)
And i wonder why don't you (why don't you)
Everybody... everybody does it... (c'mon everybody)
Maybe you should too
'cause you don't wanna be left out
You wanna be cool
It's not so bad bein' trendy
Everyone who looks like me is my friend
Please don't hate me because i'm trendy
(i'm gonna do it because it's trendy)
They're not gonna laugh at me again!
Everybody's makin' fun of me
'cause they say, i'm so trendy
'cause i do what others do
They'll make fun of me
They'll make fun of you
But i don't wanna be left out...
I wanna be cool!
(makin' fun of trendy people is the trendiest thing of all)
8.Skatanic
Watchin' you sleep, i'm lookin' in your window
Everyday i drive past your house
Standin' in your front yard, why don't you come out？
Watchin' you sleep... nowhere to hide
One of these days i'm gonna come inside
It must be love
What else could it be？
Fuck you bitch i love you i'm not crazy？!
Walkin' up to her, now she's walkin' away
I just wanna talk to you!
Maybe she's got better things to do
Don't be afraid...to feel my touch
Don't worry babe i won't hurt you much
It must be love
What else could it be？
Fuck you bitch i love you i'm not crazy
I'm gonna make you love me!
I'm gonna make you love me!
I'm gonna make you love me!
No matter what you say, now here i come
9.Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat？
There's a little girl on my mind
All the time there's always one
Look what shes done...
She makes me look at her thighs
You know i sure hate to lie
But what can i tell her
You know it's so beautiful
Man how come all girls think there fat？
Hey hey hey she's so pretty my friend
Hey hey hey i feel stupid... again
She said 'it's all right, come over tonight,
My mom's not home, i'm all alone!'
She took me back to her house
She pushed me down on the couch, she said
'now it's all right, were gonna be good friends
Cause that kissin' only leads to the end'
Hey hey hey she's so pretty, my friend
Hey hey hey i feel stupid
10.Say 'ten'
She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage
And she won't eat eggs,
Not eatin' chicken, not eatin' turkey,
She won't have a steak,
But i just can't help feelin' sorry
For this poor little lettuce head
You know, i can't stop cryin'
'cause i know this broccoli's dead
Vegetarian, i'm not a vegetarian
Vegetarian...she's a
Poor little cow, little sheep
Little fish how can i sleep？
When carrots are bleedin'
Plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry
You say 'it's not so bad
They're only vegetables', that's what you said
Maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry
And they're better off dead
Save a plant, eat a cow
I want beef, i want it now!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
Maybe i should eat it raw
Let the blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it was legal
I'd eat people if it was legal!
11.I Want Your Girlfriend To Be My Girlfriend Too
Theres a little girl i know
You might know her too
She looks so good
She looks so cute
Standin' next to you
And i don't know what to do
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
She's so fuckin' cute
I wish that she was mine
She's so fuckin' cute
I'm gonna lose my mind
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
Maybe i could kill you
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
Cause shes so cute i dont know what to do
Maybe she could love me too
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
12.Go Away
She was never what i wanted
I just wanted someone else
Now i'm sittin' here alone
I'm sittin' here all by myself
And everybody loves me
And they want me to be their boyfriend
She's the only one for me
I don't want to see her again
Why can't she just go away？
I can't get her out of my brain
Why can't she just go away？
I'd only want her to stay
Why can't she just go away？
Go away
13.Beer
She called me late last night
To say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore,
But i say she never cared
And that she never will
I'd do it all again
I guess i'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well,
I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well
You know that you're my friend
And i say i think i'll have myself a beer.
She called me late last night
To say she loved me, so..？
But i guess he changed her mind.
Well i should have known it wouldn't be all right
But i can't live without her
So i won't even try...
Maybe some day, i'll think of what to say.
Maybe next time i'll remember what to do,
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
Said she'd do it all again
She'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well,
I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(and she said) it's ok boy cause
You know we'll be good friends and i say
I think i'll have myself a beer.
14.Snoop Dog Baby
I just couldn't believe it, when i turned on the radio
Try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside
They were playin' that song and i thought about her
Snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
So much trouble in the lbc
Livin' without her's gonna drive me crazy...she's so.
Don't you just wanna kill me, cause you're talkin' behind my
back
Well i love the band. they're a great bunch of guys,
But lookin' at her brings tears to my eyes,
I'm watchin' her shake she gonna give a heart attack now, baby
Snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
Maybe i don't want her back, you know？
Maybe i just can't let her go...i'm so.
Well i, turn the radio off...
I don't want no part, try to make me a big star？
I don't wanna be a big star.
Everybody's mad they wanna kick me in the head
Was it somethin' i did, was it somethin' i said？
I would try to tell you but i just don't wanna lie
It really shouldn't matter but it makes me wanna cry,
I wish i didn't care, i wish i didn't care... but i do.
Snoop doggy dog (she said) snoop doggy dog
Please don't tell me it'll be ok cause i know
I'll never never never get my way... and so.
15.S.r.
What ever happened to suburban rhythm？
Why did ed and scott quit？
Please don't go, suburban rhythm
All the other bands are just shit
16.Big Fuckin' Star
Now that i'm a big star, what am i gonna do？
I'm so bored counting all my money
I sit here and i think of you
It's so easy, it's so easey to do
I don't even have to try
I don't even want to try
Why should i waste my precious time？
I can't make you love me...but i know you will
I'm such an asshole, how could you resist？
I never meant to let it go to my head
I never thought it would come to this
It's me...the asshole of your dreams
I can't make you love me...but i know you do
I'm so cool, no one wants to talk to me
And i'm so cool, no one wants to look at me
I'm so fuckin' cool, nobody cares at all!
I'm a big fuckin' star oh yea yea yea!
17.Fuck Yourself
Why don't you make up your fuckin' mind？
I'm just sittin' here wastin' so much time
I know it's my fault but it's not my problem anymore...
Some day, maybe she'll come back to me
And i'll say, 'why don't you go fuck yourself!？'
But everybody's talkin', they know that i'm lyin'
She gave me everything...all i want is more...
Yea, i wrote this song for her
But it won't make up for anything.
I know it's too late so why do i wait？
It's not my problem anymore...
Some day, maybe she'll come back to me
And i'll say, 'why don't you go fuck yourself!？'
But everybody's talkin', they know that i'm lyin'
She won't do anything and i'll always wait for her...
Some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
I'll say, 'why don't you go fuck yourself!？'
Everybody's talkin', they know that i'm lyin'
She gave me everything but all i want is more
All i want is more
All i want is more
| 
